Seepage Subcommittee

When I walked into Swami’s apartment one Saturday morning, I found him standing in the middle of his bedroom, pointing at the ceiling. “Look at that!” he said, as though unveiling a crime scene. I squinted. A patch of dampness spread like an inkblot above his wardrobe. The paint was peeling at the edges. “Seepage,” … Read more

Office Laptop Trouble

It was not even eight in the morning when I got a call from Swami. His voice was strained. “Disaster looms. My laptop,” he said. “It’s dead.” “What do you mean, dead?” I asked. “It’s stuck. Frozen. I can’t open anything. And I have a client presentation with Raichand at ten.” By the time I … Read more

The Neighbour’s Dog

Swami was standing stiff as a lamppost in the lobby when I returned from my morning walk. His eyes darted left and right like a man expecting a ghost. “Everything alright?” I asked. Before he could answer, a large, golden-furred blur came bounding across the polished tiles. It was Rocky, the neighbour’s Labrador, galloping like … Read more

Performance Bonus Blues

Swami came into the café looking like a faded version of himself. His shoulders drooped, his face was drawn, and he sank into the chair opposite me without a word. “What happened?” I asked. “You look like Raichand cancelled Diwali.” “Worse,” Swami said quietly. “No performance bonus this year.” “None at all?” “None. At least … Read more

Gym Membership Guilt

When I walked into his home that morning, Swami was staring at the dining table. A slip of paper lay in front of him like a guilty verdict. “What’s that?” I asked, biting into the breakfast Vidya had made. “My gym membership that I took two months back,” Swami said. His tone was heavy, as … Read more

The Company Offsite

The day before his company’s off-site, Swami was already in panic mode. “Vidya, where’s my white shirt? The one that doesn’t look too formal but still says I’m serious.” “I didn’t think you needed a shirt to say that you’re serious!” Vidya said, with a sly smile, not looking up from the newspaper.  “Yes, I … Read more

Maid on Leave

Swami paced up and down in his living room that morning after receiving the call. Vidya sat on the sofa with a cup of coffee, looking far too relaxed for the crisis at hand. “She’s not coming,” Swami said, stopping mid-stride. “Who?” Vidya asked. “Shanthamma,” he said, as though announcing the collapse of a government. … Read more

The Online Review Obsession

When Swami walked into the café last weekend, he looked as though he had pulled an all-nighter. His eyes were puffy, his shirt half-tucked, and he sank into the chair opposite Jigneshbhai like a man returning from battle. “What happened?” Jigneshbhai asked. “You look like Raichand made you work the night shift.” “No, yaar. It … Read more

The Onion Price Shock

Last weekend when we met for coffee at his house, Swami looked grim, as though the world economy had collapsed overnight. He dropped into the sofa with a sigh. “What happened now?” I asked, while we waited for Jigneshbhai to arrive. “The price of onions,” Swami said, his voice low, as though delivering bad news. … Read more

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