Your Call is Important to Us: The Tragicomedy of Customer Service

In the old MTNL days, customer service used to be quite honest. It may not have been good, but you cannot fault them for honesty. So when you called them for some request, mostly you were welcomed with something like “कृपया प्रतीक्षा करें, आप कतार में हैं” which made no bones about the fact that … Read more

Standard Operating Procedure: An 18-Step Success Guide for Politicians

Jigneshbhai has been a bit busy of late in preparing SOPs. Swami and I asked him what these SOPs were about. He said “Standard Operating Procedures used in service industries like technology and healthcare bring in standardization, process orientation and overall efficiency” Therefore, after studying various politicians and their best practices over different political parties … Read more

A Gambler’s Instinct: The knack for taking calculated risks and knowing when to take them

“One thing that is different in our players of today and our players of yesterday is that earlier our players used to play mostly not to lose, and today they very often play to win”, said my broker friend Jigneshbhai over our Sunday evening coffee. Continuing, he remarked, “The difference may seem minor but is … Read more

Not an Ordinary Joint Family: The European Union and the Crux of its Problems

“भैया ये दीवार टूटती क्यों नही? Said one brother to the other in the Indian joint family from the famous Ambuja Cement ad. And then the voiceover replies, “टूटेगी कैसे? ये अम्बुजा सीमेंट से बनी है.” I had heard that this ad was popular with the English players whenever Dravid used to come out to … Read more

Nonsense Generator: A Step-by-Step Ready Reckoner to become a Market Expert

For individual investors who have ambitions to become market experts, Jigneshbhai has devised a step-by-step approach that can be followed by almost anyone. No background in investing is necessary, but a learning attitude is important. It does not guarantee success (like market disclaimers!), but it is a sure and steady way to market expertise. For … Read more

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