Department of Internet Control: Creating Jobs by Screening Social Content

“Take the first left after the third signal from here” my South Indian friend Swami said to the person asking him directions in cold Delhi over hot coffee. “This is the 10th car since morning asking me for the address of the Ministry of Human Resources or Ministry of Information Technology” remarked Swami. “Looks like … Read more

भ्रष्टाचार को पकड़ना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है

“There is one thing tougher than catching ‘Don’. Call it Mission Impossible if you will, though it is tougher than that. Can you tell me what it is?” asked my friend Swami as we sipped an evening coffee. I gave it some thought for a while and ventured a guess. “Beating Australia in Australia.” “No, … Read more

He who pays the piper calls the tune

“A friend of mine recently left his job for a funny reason” Jigneshbhai told us when we met last weekend for our coffee. “Funny or serious – as long as he has left his job, good for him” Swami reacted, reflecting his state of happiness with his job perhaps. “Anyway, what was the funny reason?” … Read more

The Angry Mango Man (आम आदमी)

“I attended a corporate training program on Customer Engagement Skills, and one of the things they taught us was how to deal with an angry or upset customer” Jigneshbhai told me and Swami as we had our coffee last weekend. I am not sure why our broker friend attends such programs. He was quick to … Read more

Looking for Raj or Rahul and Getting Ra.One

Both my and Jigneshbhai’s wives are big SRK fans and despite the not-so-rave reviews, watching Ra.One was always a given for us. So we did contribute to its collections today when Swami and I decided that we will meet Jigneshbhai with our better halves for coffee and follow it up with the movie. But honestly … Read more

Your Call is Important to Us: The Tragicomedy of Customer Service

In the old MTNL days, customer service used to be quite honest. It may not have been good, but you cannot fault them for honesty. So when you called them for some request, mostly you were welcomed with something like “कृपया प्रतीक्षा करें, आप कतार में हैं” which made no bones about the fact that … Read more

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