Of Nobel Prizes and Ignoble Disguises: Jigneshbhai and Swami

“The Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel 2013 was awarded jointly to Eugene F. Fama, Lars Peter Hansen and Robert J. Shiller for their empirical analysis of asset prices” read my friend Swami from his iPad, as we were having our weekend coffee after a long time. Looking up from his … Read more

Average choices for the Average Guy: Jigneshbhai and Swami

My friend Swami definitely does not believe that he is ‘average’. Some study said that 9 out of 10 people believe that they are above average. Which means that the average belief is that ‘I am above average’. This comes to the fore during performance appraisals in companies. Atleast 70% of the people are supposed to … Read more

सिर्फ खेलनेका नहीं: The Business of IPL: Jigneshbhai and Swami

“It is pathetic – this spot fixing. They get so much money, and still fix”, cried my friend Swami, as we were having our weekend coffee. My broker friend Jigneshbhai was, as always, watching Swami and listening. After a while, Jigneshbhai asked nonchalantly, “Who are you talking about?” As always, this irked Swami even more. … Read more

Cyprus, Cheat funds and the Cost of Ignorance: Jigneshbhai and Swami

“Where is Cyprus?” asked my friend Swami as we were having our weekend coffee meeting. We had met after a long time, as my broker friend Jigneshbhai had been out of town. Jigneshbhai knew what was coming next from the ever-questioning Swami, but like all his terse, double-edged and somewhat unclear answers, he said “Somewhere … Read more

Business or Profession, Customer or Client: The Faint Line of Trust: Jigneshbhai and Swami

The problem with making a business out of a profession is that a client becomes a customer. And when that happens, the professional becomes a businessman.

The other day my friend Swami was asking me this. “Am I a patient or am I a customer when I visit a hospital?” I did not have a clear answer, and neither did my broker friend. He was similarly puzzled. “I am not sure” he said. “I treat my investor clients as patients, not customers. That’s all I know.”

trust_me_im_a_financial_advisorI remembered my experience with the barber a few months back. That’s when I had realized that the simple barber next door had become a hair and beauty services provider. I guess the doctor has also become a health care service provider, and the financial adviser has become the financial service provider. May be the lawyer has become the legal service provider. And the accountant became the accounting service provider or something like that. A few days back, I saw a board outside a dentist’s clinic saying Smile Dental Hygiene Services. Schools should perhaps be called teaching and educational development services.

“Is it good to be a client or a customer?” My friend Swami asked.

I could see my wise broker friend warming up a bit. “Well, it depends. I don’t know whether it is good or bad. Good in part, bad in part” he remarked.

I don’t know why so many of Swami’s questions have ‘may be’ or ‘depends’ as answers.

“Again you are giving me your usual answers” Swami remarked, now quite used to Jigneshbhai’s answers.

“Hmm. Well, unless you become the customer, you won’t get the facilities and quality of treatment. So it is good for that. But what if you knew that the doctor treating you has revenue targets? So it is bad for that” my broker friend clarified.

trust-me-im-a-doctorPerhaps it is bad for the client as well as the professional. But perhaps, it is good for the business. And the professional needs the businessman.

It is not easy to run a profession as if the money does not matter. And it is not possible to run a business without the profits happening. And when the businessman meets the professional, it works for both. At least till they get into a tussle. Whether it works for the person availing the service is anybody’s guess.

While I was thinking about it, Swami’s next question came up. “So the surgeons have targets?”

My broker friend replied “May be not sacrosanct targets. But I am quite sure that a good surgeon not making much money is less preferable to the somewhat reasonable surgeon who brings in the money for the health care services business.”

Well, looks like that may be true. So what if one come across someone for whom a treatment is not strictly required, but taking it won’t hurt things anyway? And he can afford it? A procedure or diagnostic here or there, or a small addition of a stock that doesn’t impact the portfolio much, or a legal advice that isn’t going to change much. But provides the fees.

Well, that, perhaps, is the faint balancing line between a profession and a business. The balancing line between what’s good for the profession and what’s good for the business. Between being a client and being a customer. The faint line of trust. That line is fading fast.

Tragedy in Close-up, Comedy in Long-shot: A Matter of Perspective: Jigneshbhai and Swami

infycrash“Is Infosys closing down?” asked my friend Swami as we met for our weekend coffee today.

I had heard of nothing like that, and so obviously was all ears to him. Not sure why he asked, even my broker friend Jigneshbhai said, “What nonsense? Where did you hear that?”

“No – looking at the extreme reaction to its results yesterday, it looked like everyone was selling their stock as if the company was going to either go bankrupt or close down. So I thought I will check with you, as you guys are knowledgeable about such things. Does it have a lot of unpaid debt?” explained Swami.

Jigneshbhai was ready to answer this one as I wasn’t quite so sure. “No debt. They never had any. And I don’t think they ever will take any.”

“So are they making losses? Or do they have some liabilities from customers? Or they are not getting business from customers? What’s the problem?” asked Swami, not quite sure why people were selling the stock.

“No losses. Their profit margins are almost 30%. They grew by 22% last year” the well read Jigneshbhai explained.

“So then what’s the problem?”

“Well, they did not meet profit expectations that they had promised” said Jigneshbhai. “They had promised an earning of Rs.147 and they earned some Rs.145.5 per share. And they said next year may not be great. Every one expected them to grow by 12-14%, they said it would only be 10% max. So they did not meet expectations of investors.”

“Hmm..Got it now. So they are not performing? Should I also sell it now?” Swami questioned.

“Well, I don’t know. That depends on you and what your perspective is” said Jigneshbhai, in a cryptic manner.

“I don’t understand. Why do you have to talk in riddles all the time? Tell me clearly, yes or no” demanded Swami, clueless about what perspective means.

“I cannot tell you that. I wish I had simple answers. You decide for yourself. I told you it is a matter of perspective” continued Jigneshbhai, still not ready to solve Swami’s quandary.

There was a silence for a while. I thought Swami had given up on Jigneshbhai, and vice versa.

charliechaplinBut then, my broker friend suddenly got up and said, “Charlie Chaplin had said once that life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long shot. I don’t know the answer to your question. But if you think about markets like that, perhaps, you may get an answer. Specially when such so-called tragedies occur. After all, what you see is a matter of perspective.”

Leaving us perplexed, Jigneshbhai finished his coffee and walked away.

Play for the Country: The Noble Intentions of our Cricketers: Jigneshbhai and Swami

My South Indian friend Swami had just returned from Australia, and joined us directly over the weekend coffee, straight from the airport. My broker friend and I were discussing what’s in store for the markets, specially after this mass downgrade done by S&P to European nations, when Swami barged in. After a long time, Jigneshbhai … Read more

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